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Holiday Humour #6: Accountants

Accountants are an integral part of the financial system, as the holders of debits and credits, cashflow and balance sheets.

Known as boring folks:

A woman went to the doctor, who broke her the dreadful news that she only had six months left to live.

"That's terrible doctor, what should I do?" she pleaded.

"I suggest you marry an accountant", he replied.

"Why?  Will that make me live longer?" she asked.

"No … it will just seem a lot longer."

They're not always boring though:

"My company is looking for an accountant."

"I thought you hired one last week?"

"That's the one we're looking for!"


Accountants

About Chris M Skinner

Chris M Skinner
Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, the Finanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal’s Financial News. To learn more click here...

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  1. Cute accountant joke. Accounts may be boring, but at the same time I am so glad they exist…lol

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