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Why I hate Dell (and thousands of other people feel the same way)

I wasn’t going to post this on the blog, as it has nothing
to do with banking, but it’s August and no-one’s bothered what I post.  It does also have some
relevance as I blogged yesterday about banks being stuck with 20
th century
processes
.  That blog entry 
received this response from Nick Bush: a more customer-centric approach would help. Your piece
shows that existing players have yet to fully adopt this.

This got me thinking about customer service.

In fact, we had a long conversation about customercentricity
yesterday.

The word ‘customercentricity’ is completely made-up but appeared twenty years ago, and was heavily hyped by technology vendors I
worked for.

Customercentricity, customerisation, 1:1 service and mass
personalisation were all the rage in the 1990s, but it was all tosh and
balderdash.

The ideas were not stupid – a dissatisfied customer is far more
likely to share their negative views than a satisfied one – but the whole push
to cut costs and provide a basic service has meant that all industries have
moved downhill in the last twenty years.

Telephone based services combined with automated menu
systems and offshore outsourcing has driven customer service through the floor.

Here’s why: the internet and telephone has driven the world
to self-service.  Self-service is fine as
long as everything goes right.  Self-service
is appalling when something goes wrong and you need to telephone the provider to
get it sorted out.

This is when the majority of firms – banks, airlines, media
companies, utility firms and more – get it totally wrong and you end up with a frustrating
or even downright appalling customer experience.

That’s what happened to me with Dell.

I hate Dell.

I don’t just hate Dell, I detest them with a vengeance.

In fact, I have had many experiences of poor customer service
of late, but the worst service in the world comes from Dell.

To show how bad it is, I recently told one telephone company
that I would rather have cancer than deal with them ever again.  Now, that was extreme and in poor taste – of course,
I don’t want to have this awful disease – but it shows how far they had pushed
me over the edge.

Dell pushed me a step further.

In fact, I think I would rather be dead than deal with Dell
again.

Here’s why.

It’s November 2012 and I decide to order two new computers
from Dell.  Yes, they are Windows 8 Dell
PC’s because I’d fallen out of love with Apple, having tried to become a Mac
boy over the past year before.

So I order an all-in-one XPS desktop machine (£1,700) and a
17” Inspiron laptop (£999).

The whole thing comes to almost £3,000 and Dell’s checkout
process has a nice offer – interest free
credit for six months
– so I click this option and the deal is done.

Of course, Dell takes a while to deliver the equipment, as they
claim each PC is custom built, so it finally arrives in mid-December.

I start setting up both PC’s and life is good.

For one day.

The next day, a Saturday, both PC’s are not working.

The XPS won’t even boot whilst the laptop’s lost its wifi
capability.

Grrrrr.

I ring up Dell’s 0844 number, which costs a whopping 12.41p
a minute plus 13.24p connection charge, and find that they don’t offer
technical support on a Saturday, only sales.

So I’m stuck with two brand new broken computers for 48
hours, when the weekend was the perfect time to set them up.

On the Monday, I call Dell’s technical support, an offshore
service in India, and begin what turns into a month of hell.

I won’t repeat all the calls and frustrations here, but just
to say that I spent about 14 hours on the telephone (think how much that
costs!) talking with people in India who had no idea how to resolve the issues.

In fact, the fact that Dell rely on this as their first, second and third line of support and this causes issues because:

(a) they are dealing with highly technical and emotive issues remotely and work to a script; and

(b) they use internet telephony with poor quality on occasion.

Combine this with some challenges of understanding accents and this does create a barrier to customer empathy.

The XPS issue turned out to be a simple one: a Windows 8
change to the root structure of the operating system that was sorted out in one
call.

The Inspiron wifi issue was harder, and started with the
technical guys asking me to reinstall the wifi software from the CD-rom that
came with the system.

That is probably when the first error occurred and it
escalated from there.

What should have been a simple replacement offer – oh, it doesn’t work sir? as it’s a new laptop,
let us send you a replacement
– turns into a technical nightmare.

After a month of trying to get it sorted out – and bear in
mind that a laptop without wireless connectivity is about as useful as walking around
with a plastic brick – they decide to send a hardware engineer over, as it’s
not a software problem anymore.

The engineer arrives and replaces the wireless board.

It still doesn’t work.

At this point – after hours of calls and even more hours of
my time rebooting, restoring, replacing and reviving this brand new broken PC –
I tell them to stuff it and take the computer back.

This is mid-January, two months after the original order and
a month after delivery.

I’m actually so fed up at this stage, due to the hours of frustration
with the call centre who keep trying to force me to resolve their broken
PC issue rather than just replacing it, that I never want to deal with Dell
again.

If they’d just made some conciliatory offers, a replacement
unit with a £100 voucher to say sorry, it wouldn’t have been so bad, but they
offered nothing.

Just hours of work on my part on their premium telephone
support service that was about as useful as a fart in a spacesuit.

But it’s not that bad.

I’ve had worse service.

Or I thought so until a few months later, June to be exact,
and I discover that Dell’s taken the whole £3,000 from my bank via direct debit.

I hadn’t noticed these creepy little payments going over the
£2,000 mark, but soon realised that I was over-paying.

Why?

I ring Dell’s premium 0844 telephone number again and talk
to the offshore call centre again.

Once more, I don’t want to bore you with all the details here
but suffice to say, after many calls, it turns out that I have to pay the total
amount – £3,000 – before they will reimburse me the £1,000 for the returned
Inspiron laptop.

This is June and I returned the laptop in January, so why
are you charging me for it, I ask.

Because you purchased the PC through a finance agreement
with a separate firm, they reply.

In toher words, the finance company are nothing to do with
Dell – it’s a firm called Creation by the way, who were and are above board – and their agreement needs to end
with payment in full before any reimbursement can take place.

Again, I had spent a long time on the phone to Dell and
Creation to understand the final outcome and once again, Dell offered no
recompense, service, offer, support or generosity, just a spiteful and terse
response from an offshore call centre with zero empowerment.

I pay the final payment to Creation and Dell wire the £1,000
refund for the returned laptop eventually. 
The £1,000 refund that would not have happened if I had not noticed the overpayment
and rang them up.

All in all, it is the worst service I’ve ever received
anywhere, anytime and will never buy Dell again.

No wonder Michael Dell wants to buy his company back, because it’s not surprising it’s going
bust with this sort of service.

Oh and by the way, I’m not the only one who feels this way:

And here’s the reason why: Dell's Poisonous Culture Is Sinking Its Ship — and Raises Questions
for Potential Buyers
,
Forbes, April 2013

Bye bye Dell, and welcome to Chapter 11 soon I hope.

 

About Chris M Skinner

Chris M Skinner
Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, the Finanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal’s Financial News. To learn more click here...

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