Humour

An investment banker had saved really hard for the past week to be able to get enough money to buy himself his first Aston Martin. He left the showroom proud as punch and set out for a quick spin up the M1. After a few miles, he decided to try and work out how to…

An investment banker had saved really hard for the past week to be able to get enough money to buy himself his first Aston Martin. He left the showroom proud as punch and set out for a quick spin up the M1. After a few miles, he decided to try and work out how to…

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bank and says to the teller: "I want to open a f***ing bank account b*tch!" The teller is shocked and replies, "I beg your pardon sir, what did you say?" "I said I want to open a f***ing account, and I want to open it right f***ing now f***er." The…

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bank and says to the teller: "I want to open a f***ing bank account b*tch!" The teller is shocked and replies, "I beg your pardon sir, what did you say?" "I said I want to open a f***ing account, and I want to open it right f***ing now f***er." The…

A very tired doctor walks into a bank branch after an all night shift. He gets his cheque book out and tries to write a cheque. After a short while, he realises that he has not got his normal pen but is trying to write with a rectal thermometer. Realising his mistake, he sighs: "Well,…

A very tired doctor walks into a bank branch after an all night shift. He gets his cheque book out and tries to write a cheque. After a short while, he realises that he has not got his normal pen but is trying to write with a rectal thermometer. Realising his mistake, he sighs: "Well,…

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind sharing a room", says St Peter. "I know it's not great, but it's the best we can do as it's a bit crowded up here, I'm afraid." Einstein says that this is…

Lancashire is a major Northern County of England famous for its many great Lancashire cheeses.  There’s Creamy, Tasty and Crumbly Lancashire Cheese, which are made by seven great firms including Butlers, Greenfields, Kirkhams and Singletons. In a move to join these great Lancashire Cheesemakers, the Co-operative Bank released this video to say “thank you” to…