10. “Hey,
what’s new?”
9. “It’s Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my
running mate? Never mind.”
8. “Ralph Nader here. Glad to hear I’m not the only politician who
has to pay for it.”
7. “Hi. I’m
calling from the New York Post. Would you rather be known as ‘Disgraced Governor Perv’ or ‘Humiliated Whore Fiend’?”
6. “This is John McCain. If it makes you feel better, I once got
caught having sex with Lincoln’s wife.”
5. “It’s Dr. Phil. Call me if you need any horses**t advice.”
4. “This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through Minneapolis airport?”
3. “It’s
Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a
hot Spitzer-Blitzer Three-wa.”
2. “Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free.”
and
#1. “It’s
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks. I’m no longer America’s creepiest Governor.”
Courtesy and copyright of David Letterman and the Writer's Guild of America.
Chris M Skinner
Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, TheFinanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal's Financial News. To learn more click here...
