US TV Channel CNBC is known for its serious financial reporting, but what the hell is CNBC's Jeff Macke smoking in this clip:
Rumours are that he had ended his contract period with the news channel and this was his swan-song.
It is now!
Meanwhile, over on ABC News, bankers are in the headlines again, but this time for very sweet reasons:
Happy May Bank Holidays
(Monday is a national holiday here in Britain)