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Holiday Humour #7: I want to open a f***ing account

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bank and says to the teller: "I want to open a f***ing bank account b*tch!"

The teller is shocked and replies, "I beg your pardon sir, what did you say?"

"I said I want to open a f***ing account, and I want to open it right f***ing now f***er."

The teller is aghast. 

"Sir", he says (having been on so many customer training courses which have ingrained bank politeness to the nth degree), "I'm sorry, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

"Oh yea, you f***ing motherf***er, and the pope's f***ing catholic", Gordon Ramsay takes no sh*t.  "Get me the f***ing manager and get me the f***ing manager now", he screams.

The teller pales and runs to get the bank manager.

They return together and the manager asks, "What seems to be the problem here sir?"

"There's no f***ing problem", Gordon replies. "I've just got twelve million f***ing quid from a great f***ing investment I made, and want to open a f***ing account in this f***ing bank right f***ing now!"

"I see sir," says the manager, "and is this f***er giving you a hard time?"

About Chris M Skinner

Chris M Skinner
Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, the Finanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal’s Financial News. To learn more click here...

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