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The Investment Banker’s yacht

This one's floating around on email at the moment and thought it worth sharing here ..

Two investment bankers are taking delivery of a new yacht.

Yacht1

It's a 65' custom-built motor yacht complete with four staterooms,
a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation,
twin supercharged diesel engines … you name it.

It's got everything and rings in at a cool £4.5 million worth of luxury entertainment for the weekends.

So they get to the harbour for the inaugural launch of their boat …

Yacht

Champagne , chocolate covered strawberries, cream and
music dockside have all been laid on for the excited owners and a small
group of their banking friends when, unfortunately, there's a slight problem with the turnbuckle on the rigging attaching the boat to the crane …

Yacht2 

(Note the guy in the stern) 

Finding your dreamboat nose dive into the harbour is painful enough but to be one of the two drowned rats who are sitting in it at the time is the ultimate embarrassment …

Yacht3

Ah well, just have to go and buy another one.

About Chris M Skinner

Chris M Skinner

Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, the Finanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal’s Financial News. To learn more click here…

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