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Something far more frightening than Zombie Bankers

It’s 31st October and you know what that means?


Ghouls, ghosts and ghoulies abound.

And yes, you find plenty of them in the financial system.

First, there’s those fiendish Zombie Bankers:

Zombie bankersa

These are so popular, there’s even a movie and an iPhone and iPad game to play about them …

Zombie banksters

But the best advice has been posted on YouTube in this instructional film about how to hide your family and silver from Zombie Bankers:

But even if you survive the Zombie Bankers, you may find your next challenge: the Vampire Squid, alternatively known as Goldman Sachs.


This is a bit of a misnoma however, as the real Vampire Squid is quite cute really …


The same cannot be said of Senator Barney Frankenstein.

Barney Frankenstein

He may not frighten you or I, but the Zombie Bankers were particularly afeared of him.

But, if you want a real fright that would scare any of us day or night, you don’t have to look too far …


Even the normally sensible Danish are a bit afraid of this devil.




About Chris M Skinner

Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, TheFinanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal’s Financial News. To learn more click here...

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