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Holiday Humour #3: Debt

A woman walks into a bank with a $100 note stuck in each ear, and says she has an appointment with the manager.


"Oh yes", says the manager when he hears about her arrival.

"I've been waiting for her ... she's $200 in arrears".

Talking of being in arrears, a man walks into a doctor's surgery and says: "Doc, please help me.  It's my ear.  There's something in there."

"Let's have a look", says the doc. "Goodness, you're right.  There's money in there!"

Money ear

The doctor proceeded to pull out a £50 note.

"I don't believe it", says the doc, "there's more in there", and he proceeded to pull out another £50, some £20's and £10's.

Once all the notes were on the table, the doctor counted the money and says: "Wow, all of this comes to £1,990!"

"Ah yes", says the patient, "that sounds about right.  I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."


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About Chris M Skinner

Chris M Skinner
Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, TheFinanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal’s Financial News. To learn more click here...

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