Two lawyers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in and shout: "hands in the air".
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, one of them frisks the customers and takes any nice jewellery off them, as well as their purses and wallets.
Two of the customers are lawyers and, seeing what's happening, one lawyer jams something into the other lawyer’s hand.
“What was that?”the latter says, to which the first lawyer replies: “the £500 I owe you.”
Chris M Skinner
Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, TheFinanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal's Financial News. To learn more click here...