A very tired doctor walks into a bank branch after an all night shift.
He gets his cheque book out and tries to write a cheque.
After a short while, he realises that he has not got his normal pen but is trying to write with a rectal thermometer.
Realising his mistake, he sighs: "Well, that’s great ... that’s just great ... typical ..."
The teller asks him what's wrong and, without missing a beat, the doctor replies: "Some asshole has taken my pen."
Chris M Skinner
Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, TheFinanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal's Financial News. To learn more click here...