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Holiday Humour #4: Short of cash

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During this crisis, we're all finding ourselves a bit short of cash.  By way of example, the UK National Lottery has just announced a special draw to support RBS with a £5 m,illion prize fund ... if you win, you get £5 a year for a million years!


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Walking through Waterloo the other day, I saw a couple of down-and-outs sitting with their hands held out for pennies.

I says, "I'll give £10 to whoever is the laziest of you."

The first says, "Give it to me then, as I am the laziest."

The second says, "Put it in my pocket."

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 Pictures courtesy Photo Bucket and Reader's Digest

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Chris Skinner is best known as an independent commentator on the financial markets through his blog, TheFinanser.com, as author of the bestselling book Digital Bank, and Chair of the European networking forum the Financial Services Club. He has been voted one of the most influential people in banking by The Financial Brand (as well as one of the best blogs), a FinTech Titan (Next Bank), one of the Fintech Leaders you need to follow (City AM, Deluxe and Jax Finance), as well as one of the Top 40 most influential people in financial technology by the Wall Street Journal's Financial News. To learn more click here...

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