Who let the dogs out?

I was going to use this in my presentations but it’s far too difficult to fit everything in these days, so it’s a blog post instead.

I’ve been asked to research 2035 by a client.

One of the things I stumbled across was this: “Scandinavian scientists develop dog ‘translator’”.

This is an experimental device that will take your dog’s brain waves and turn them into words.

The way it works is that you place a headset on your dog.

The headset then pics up the dog’s brain activity and pulses and translates these into words and sentences via a voice speaker in the neck of the headset.

Now, I’m not a cynic, but talking to the animals is something I vaguely remember Doctor Doolittle and horse whisperers claim to be able to achieve, but your average Joe?

Anwyays, this is nothing new as I’ve been talking to my dog through text messages and whatsapp for ages.

Here’s a conversation we were having just the other day:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And what’s this got to do with banking?