Humour

In a post that I’m sure will get a response from some folks (Jeffry?), February’s Banker Magazine (I write a monthly column for them) dropped onto my doorstep this morning with the front page: "The World’s Top 500 Banking Brands". You might be surprised that there are 500 banks around these days but this is…

In a post that I’m sure will get a response from some folks (Jeffry?), February’s Banker Magazine (I write a monthly column for them) dropped onto my doorstep this morning with the front page: "The World’s Top 500 Banking Brands". You might be surprised that there are 500 banks around these days but this is…

Big trouble down at Park Avenue this week, as the New York Post discovered that Citigroup was about to spend $50 million on a new Corporate Jet. Hundreds blogged, reported, commented and threw rocks at 399 Park Avenue, Citi's Head Office, until 24 hours later they announced the deal had been cancelled. What they didn't…

For the past year, we have watched financial institutions regularly being nationalised, part nationalised or effectively nationalised in all but name. We happily accept that this is right, as banks are ‘too big to fail’. But is it right? Is nationalisation a good or a bad thing? Most folks who grew up under Margaret Thatcher,…

Various banks have made public statements of support over the past few months for Barack Obama. Here's one from HSBC we found earlier:and another one I quite like from the YouTube fraternity for the Bank of Obama: Cool, and over 300 million customers! The latter ad seems appropriate as Hugh McColl Junior, former chairman and…

There's a really old joke about cows that explained different economic models. You probably have seen it, but just in case: SOCIALISM You have two cows.

You give one to your neighbour.

 

COMMUNISM

 You have two cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk.

 

FASCISM
You have two cows.

The State takes both and sells you some…