Eliot Spitzer’s top 10 answerphone messages
10. “Hey, what’s new?” 9. “It’s Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Never mind.” 8. “Ralph Nader here. Glad to hear I’m not the only politician who has to pay for it.” 7. “Hi. I’m calling from the New York Post. Would you rather be known as ‘Disgraced Governor Perv’ or…