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Holiday Humour #7: I want to open a f***ing account

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bank and says to the teller: "I want to open a f***ing bank account b*tch!" The teller is shocked and replies, "I beg your pardon sir, what did you say?" "I said I want to open a f***ing account, and I want to open it right f***ing now f***er." The…

Holiday Humour #7: I want to open a f***ing account

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bank and says to the teller: "I want to open a f***ing bank account b*tch!" The teller is shocked and replies, "I beg your pardon sir, what did you say?" "I said I want to open a f***ing account, and I want to open it right f***ing now f***er." The…

Holiday Humour #6: Is there a Doctor in the Branch?

A very tired doctor walks into a bank branch after an all night shift. He gets his cheque book out and tries to write a cheque. After a short while, he realises that he has not got his normal pen but is trying to write with a rectal thermometer. Realising his mistake, he sighs: "Well,…

Holiday Humour #6: Is there a Doctor in the Branch?

A very tired doctor walks into a bank branch after an all night shift. He gets his cheque book out and tries to write a cheque. After a short while, he realises that he has not got his normal pen but is trying to write with a rectal thermometer. Realising his mistake, he sighs: "Well,…

Holiday Humour #5: the credit crunch ATM

As a result of the credit crunch, NCR has designed a major new ATM innovation.  This is an ATM where you can put money in and may find more goes into your account than you expected.  In early trials, Lloyds Banking Group has found it be quite popular as, for every pound entered, there's the…

Cashpoint

Holiday Humour #5: the credit crunch ATM

As a result of the credit crunch, NCR has designed a major new ATM innovation.  This is an ATM where you can put money in and may find more goes into your account than you expected.  In early trials, Lloyds Banking Group has found it be quite popular as, for every pound entered, there's the…

Cashpoint

Holiday Humour #4: Einstein goes to heaven

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind sharing a room", says St Peter. "I know it's not great, but it's the best we can do as it's a bit crowded up here, I'm afraid." Einstein says that this is…

Northern cheese

Lancashire is a major Northern County of England famous for its many great Lancashire cheeses.  There’s Creamy, Tasty and Crumbly Lancashire Cheese, which are made by seven great firms including Butlers, Greenfields, Kirkhams and Singletons. In a move to join these great Lancashire Cheesemakers, the Co-operative Bank released this video to say “thank you” to…

Holiday Humour #3: Never mind the b******s

A little old lady entered the main branch of a large bank with a grocery bag under her arm. She told the teller that she wanted to open an account and make a substantial deposit, in excess of £200,000 and that, because such a large sum was involved, she would only deal with the manager…

The Squirrelizer

It's the holiday season and this is just too good to ignore, even though it has nothing to do with banking. A couple were taking a holiday snap using the self-timer button on their camera when a curious squirrel, upon hearing whirr of the timer, took interest and got himself in on the shot: Awww…

Squirrel

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