Two lawyers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in and shout: "hands in the air". While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, one of them frisks the customers and takes any nice jewellery off them, as well as their purses and wallets. Two of the customers are lawyers and,…
The Finanser is on holiday until 7th September but will be posting the odd thing here every now and then. By odd, we mean very odd, with a mixture of news, views and lots of jokes about banking. Therefore, every morning, you'll wake up for the next two weeks with a little bit of financial…
The Finanser is on holiday until 7th September but will be posting the odd thing here every now and then. By odd, we mean very odd, with a mixture of news, views and lots of jokes about banking. Therefore, every morning, you'll wake up for the next two weeks with a little bit of financial…
The Finanser is on holiday until 7th September but will be posting the odd thing here every now and then. By odd, we mean very odd, with a mixture of news, views and lots of jokes about banking. Therefore, every morning, you'll wake up for the next two weeks with a little bit of financial…
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack so he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long holiday." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much…
It’s summer and we should feel relaxed. Instead I’m more wound up than ever. Why? Because my life is no longer mine to control. It all began on Saturday. I went to the cashpoint and the machine wouldn’t give me any cash. Even when I said ‘please’, it wouldn’t give me any cash. So I…