Humour

A little old lady entered the main branch of a large bank with a grocery bag under her arm. She told the teller that she wanted to open an account and make a substantial deposit, in excess of £200,000 and that, because such a large sum was involved, she would only deal with the manager…

Two lawyers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in and shout: "hands in the air". While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, one of them frisks the customers and takes any nice jewellery off them, as well as their purses and wallets. Two of the customers are lawyers and,…

Two lawyers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in and shout: "hands in the air". While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, one of them frisks the customers and takes any nice jewellery off them, as well as their purses and wallets. Two of the customers are lawyers and,…

Two lawyers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in and shout: "hands in the air". While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, one of them frisks the customers and takes any nice jewellery off them, as well as their purses and wallets. Two of the customers are lawyers and,…

The Finanser is on holiday until 7th September but will be posting the odd thing here every now and then.  By odd, we mean very odd, with a mixture of news, views and lots of jokes about banking.  Therefore, every morning, you'll wake up for the next two weeks with a little bit of financial…

The Finanser is on holiday until 7th September but will be posting the odd thing here every now and then.  By odd, we mean very odd, with a mixture of news, views and lots of jokes about banking.  Therefore, every morning, you'll wake up for the next two weeks with a little bit of financial…

The Finanser is on holiday until 7th September but will be posting the odd thing here every now and then.  By odd, we mean very odd, with a mixture of news, views and lots of jokes about banking.  Therefore, every morning, you'll wake up for the next two weeks with a little bit of financial…