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More credit crunch jokes
Apparently, Barclays Bank is so keen to turn a profit that they're changing their real estate into prime property: Mind you, it's getting so hard to see the value of money these days, that I was in a lap-dancing club the other day and the guys were tipping the girls with Luncheon Vouchers.The credit crunch…

More credit crunch jokes
Apparently, Barclays Bank is so keen to turn a profit that they're changing their real estate into prime property: Mind you, it's getting so hard to see the value of money these days, that I was in a lap-dancing club the other day and the guys were tipping the girls with Luncheon Vouchers.The credit crunch…

You would be turning in your grave
I’ve heard some pretty dire stories about the credit crunch, but none more so than this Daily Mail effort that says folks cannot even afford to bury their dead. Apparently, "hard-up families are having to wait more than two months before receiving Government money for funerals." This is because funeral directors used to do the…
You would be turning in your grave
I’ve heard some pretty dire stories about the credit crunch, but none more so than this Daily Mail effort that says folks cannot even afford to bury their dead. Apparently, "hard-up families are having to wait more than two months before receiving Government money for funerals." This is because funeral directors used to do the…
You would be turning in your grave
I’ve heard some pretty dire stories about the credit crunch, but none more so than this Daily Mail effort that says folks cannot even afford to bury their dead. Apparently, "hard-up families are having to wait more than two months before receiving Government money for funerals." This is because funeral directors used to do the…
The UBS Banker Mule
If you didn’t catch this story in Portfolio Magazine, it’s worth a read. Here’s a short extract: Brad Birkenfeld, a Director for UBS Bank, "helped the very rich hide tens, if not hundreds, of millions of dollars from U.S. tax authorities. He was willing to go the extra mile for his clients, so he didn’t…
The UBS Banker Mule
If you didn’t catch this story in Portfolio Magazine, it’s worth a read. Here’s a short extract: Brad Birkenfeld, a Director for UBS Bank, "helped the very rich hide tens, if not hundreds, of millions of dollars from U.S. tax authorities. He was willing to go the extra mile for his clients, so he didn’t…
How can you do your job in this market?
I’ve got a job to do … writing reports. Speaking about the future of the industry. Chairing meetings about banking matters. Dining with executives and dialoguing about infrastructures. The trouble is, it’s all gone to pot. Whilst the markets are moving faster than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, I don’t…





















